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Jamaila Brinkley

@jamaila

i'm a writer. i write things. all sorts of things. she/her.

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Things my children have left out for me to find, vol. 187: - Barbie lying in state in a clear coffin (cause of death unknown) on the foyer table (must pay respects immediately upon entering house) - Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! (on the kitchen counter, next to the stove)

Things my children have left out for me to find, vol. 187:
- Barbie lying in state in a clear coffin (cause of death unknown) on the foyer table (must pay respects immediately upon entering house)
- Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! (on the kitchen counter, next to the stove)
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT FELICIA’S INCREDIBLE COVER and also the fact that Jewish historical romance is being featured in EW??? Also let’s note that Felicia gives great interview! MORE PLS ew.com/books/snow-whi…

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Very excited that the weather has finally cooled down in time for Rosh Hashanah because there is no way I was making a brisket in 95 degree weather, with many apologies to my ancestors in Miami Beach.

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I’m back on my tiny desserts bullshit. These are peanut butter mousse with graham cracker cake base and chocolate ganache. Edible gold leaf on top didn’t come out exactly the way I wanted but they’re delicious.

I’m back on my tiny desserts bullshit. These are peanut butter mousse with graham cracker cake base and chocolate ganache. Edible gold leaf on top didn’t come out exactly the way I wanted but they’re delicious.
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Called in a panic to make sure I’d already registered my kid for theatre tomorrow and when I said her name, the person who answered the phone said “Oh! We LOVE her. Don’t worry, if she’s not on there I’ll PERSONALLY ignore the waitlist and put her in.” Watch out, Broadway. 😂

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When Instagram suggests mommy influencers who are copy/pasting tweets from your author pals. 👀🫠 (at least they gave credit!) The algorithm doesn’t believe in boundaries. (cc: Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling)

When Instagram suggests mommy influencers who are copy/pasting tweets from your author pals. 👀🫠 (at least they gave credit!) The algorithm doesn’t believe in boundaries. (cc: <a href="/LadyHawkins/">Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling</a>)
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Hi, it’s me, your friend Jamaila, here to outrage every corner of the internet and tell you that my favorite kind of bagel to eat with lox is cinnamon raisin. You may begin the discourse. Quote your hot takes.

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We opened our Santa’s sleigh Lego set and it was missing one of the reindeer, so I contacted Lego via the form on their website and got the cutest personal message back.

We opened our Santa’s sleigh Lego set and it was missing one of the reindeer, so I contacted Lego via the form on their website and got the cutest personal message back.
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Returning to Twitter briefly to post my annual gratitude picture - I take and post this every year to remind myself how lucky I am to get to do this, to have gotten through a long struggle with infertility, and how intriguing and fun parenthood continues to be.

Returning to Twitter briefly to post my annual gratitude picture - I take and post this every year to remind myself how lucky I am to get to do this, to have gotten through a long struggle with infertility, and how intriguing and fun parenthood continues to be.
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My office is in a fairly industrial warehouse-heavy area and even with that context it took me at least two minutes of real horror to figure out that the truck I passed that said GENUINE CAT PARTS on the side was talking about tractors.