College in one text...

Might delete later idk thought fallon and I looked good

Supportive people are the best

Patience is essential to life and I have absolutely none

Just spilled coffee all over my pants on my way to work. How's your morning?

I would literally rather get punched in the face than tell the class a fun fact about myself or any other ice breaker

"Textbook is require for this class" we gon see

Charlie enjoying his beach day

Sigma Nu will donate $0.15 for every like & $0.25 for every RT this post gets to the Houston area to help those affected by #HurricaneHarvey

Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together

I just tried to make a whole dinner for myself and I burnt pretty much everything except for my coffee

this coffee is more attractive than me

*spends $7.00* "Okay I need to calm down with all this spending"

You can change the direction of this train just by thinking about it.

20 mins in San Fran and a homeless woman walked by me and complemented my legs

I was just looking through my car for 5 minutes trying to find my wallet and it was in my hand the whole time

Open for a surprise

*gets mugshot taken* "First of all airdrop that to me"