Who is building the 'if I die, here's all my important info' (banking, bills, last will and testament, etc.) software?

We are proud to announce that our academy graduate Benjamin Fredrick has signed a permanent deal for EPL Club Brentford .
We are very happy for you and look forward to following your continued success on the biggest stage.

ONE OF OUR OWN

Just heard Enya has bought her own Rugby team.

Their next 3 fixtures are now:

Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)

One morning Chelsea fans woke up to news that Russia has attacked Ukraine and they didn’t know it was over for their club.

To celebrate William Shakespeare's 460th birthday, here are his 46 best (and strangest) insults:

Re: Man Utd v Coventry

Some of these players have shown you who they are in many games, for many years, under many managers and the club always chose them instead of the manager.

How's that working out for you?

Ten Hag has sacked himself.

I’d replace ETH for his sense of style alone.

Hala Madrid y nada mas

Hala Madrid y nada mas

VVD was ready for his 1v1 defending edit and didn't realise he was playing against the biggest crackhead in the league

J. Cole apologized before Jadon Sancho 😭😭😭

Can’t just go and hand these people advantage for their 20th title.
#MUNLIV

All of this surely means United score with their first shot

Whatever happens this season, Garnacho and Kobbie Mainoo are the silver lining to build on.
#MUNLIV

Ooooooh KOBBIE!!!!!
#MUNLIV

I’m from Botswana, so let me explain 🧵

Hell bent on conceding.

Right on brand in this accursed season.
#CHEMUN

Garnacho is at CR7 2005-6 levels.
#CHEMUN