when i stream a song the night it comes out and it randomly becomes a hit later

When coworkers are making you overstimulated and you're about to lose your shit but then you remember that you gotta stay sane because you need the money:

Wholesome

When fine shyt starts giving Late replies and being less talkative so you know your free trial is over💔

Todo episódio de Dr. House: >Paciente chega no hospital >É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso >Dr. House entra em cena - Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos - Faça os exames seu imbecil >Ele vai falar com a paciente - Você é burra vá

Me: whatever happens happen Whatever: *happens* Me:

Quand tu fais accidentellement un eye contact avec le prof et maintenant il t’explique tout à toi

if you’re 16-19 i suggest you put all yo trust into that girl you like it’s time to learn a valuable lesson

how it feels to ask the gc who wants to play videogames and get left on read

me judging people for being addicted to their phone after my phone battery die:

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

the level of inner peace you need to achieve to avoid getting ragebaited by your mother

me trying to find my bed in pitch darkness at 3am after going to the toilet

Me vs Claude AI

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud