London STAHPPP

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

Omg. I was having this *exact* conversation w/a friend yesterday. As someone who !hates! asking for stuff, I’m learning that being a true part of a community is not just giving. You’re also supposed to take from it + give people the opportunity to give to you.

Sometimes you just have to spend silly money in M&S to cheer you up

spin back?

brb bout to make a pear and apple crumble

I realized when you're a lil too understanding, people become a lil too inconsiderate of you.

Call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. A bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that I’m having a bad day.😭

A snickers ice cream bar don’t have no bidness being that good

hate opening someone’s story and it’s their birthday

whoever started this idea that steak goes with pasta should be destroyed. completely incongruent textures. no harmony. less than the sum of its parts

When you accidentally made eye contact with the teacher and they start explaining everything just for you

You can't keep postponing things just because you aren't ready. You really have to do it scared.

I hate when people misconstrue something I do or say as disrespect, like I’m very direct with disrespect I wouldn’t even leave no room for you to question it

watching inside right now and i’m so obsessed with chloe ferry

"I like you" Na normal thing, join queue.

The greatest theme song to come out of CITV. TV is actually dead man 💔💔💔

everyday m8

i think if greek yogurt tastes sour to you your too used to consuming too much sugar cause it’s literally fine