Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

new reason to not have kids just dropped… sparing them from the DMV!

when you on the dreadmill but have to take a dump..oopsie guess i gotta walk now !

it’s like just the fucking regularness of life is too fucking hard for me

How I feel in my body all the time, bc I feel like a sentient rotting corpse

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!

Just got asked to do work at work

the planes on september 6 2001

everything being depressing and awful and violent at literally all times now

My laundry hamper is full again

remembered i have free will and now im watching a movie with my breakfast

instagram post flopping but i don’t care because flopping is kinda chic now

Scientists at Harvard University reconstructed this 3D model of how Cleopatra , the Queen of Egypt might have looked like

almost crashed my car looking at the pretty moon

shoveling shredded parmesan cheese into my mouth w All is Full of Love Björk on full blast. i am woman!!!

is a codependent little slut for sparkling waters

when you scratch oil from your scalp and apply it to your lips

I never saw a single episode of breaking bad bcz I hate the desert passionately and I don't care about men's personal journeys