Big thanks to the M5 for having me...

Sorry you're not me. #god

Source close to player says Manchester United have bid £40million for Tottenham Hotspur's Eric Dier.

.David de Gea is staying at #MUFC. More: manutd.co/n5

And now, a little film called Avengers: Infinity War. Hiddleston, Hemsworth and more are back, whipping us up to see footage.

Infinity War footage is epic with three capital Es. Thanos apparating, Cap with a beard. The Guardians meet Thor!

Battles! Defeats! Spider-Man in his Avengers suit! Black Panther with an army!

Roma announce Kolarov deal in superb style.

My iPhone was stolen but the thief recorded this which was sent to my iCloud. Please DM if you recognize this THIEF

Yup, I considered UFC 10yrs ago. My goal was Greg Jackson as my coach & 2 full yrs to train. Smartened up 'cause I prefer my jaw in tact x.com/muscle_fitness…

LADbible Ross Kemp Super army soldiers

Our team to face Real Madrid... #MUTOUR

That run from Anthony Martial! 😱🔥

The trainee hairdresser suffered fatal injuries in the crash in the early hours of Sunday morning manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

DONE DEAL: Juventus have signed Federico Bernardeschi from Fiorentina on five-year deal for an initial €40m fee.

DONE DEAL: Javier Hernandez joins West Ham from Bayer Leverkusen for £16m, signing a 3-year contract. (via @WestHamUtd)

god ill cry