in case Dog Days Are Over comes on

Go bestie

One of my male friends isn’t going on a second date with a girl because she was too pretty and her skin was too perfect so she looked like she was AI 🤣🤣🤣 FFS!!!!!!!!!!

I love them so much

kind of chic that the bed bugs are travelling to london by eurostar. paris fashion week today…, what will tomorrow bring for them….

I just KNOW the bed bugs have a 10/10 skincare routine and smell of Baccarat Rouge 540

happy anniversary to the iconic ‘why did you drop out of yale’ speech x.com/ses___y/status…

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Obviously rice??? easy

I’m so serious when I say in 2024 I want y’all to start recognizing when things are staged.

wearing earrings of yourself is so camp

People saying 'Taylor Swift' are INSANE!!!!! She is an incredible songwriter and performer who deserves hype!!!! There are 234872897 other people you could mention but she just isn't the right answer here idk why she has so many people PRESSED

'Whether you're a painter or a social media manager, this book is really going to get those creative juices flowing. I certainly did for me' Great to see #TheArtistsWay by Julia Cameron chosen by Isabel🦋❤️‍🔥 in Metro's list of top 10 page-turners 🤩 metro.co.uk/2024/02/22/exp…

It's an honor to be collaborating with one of music’s most powerful women, gracias @dollyparton! Dale!

LOL MY VIDEO!!!!!!

Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights: Heathcliff was ‘as dark almost as if it came from the devil’; ‘a dark skinned gipsy; as a child, he wishes he’d had ‘light hair and a fair skin’, aware of his radicalisation. The film industry: *let us cast yet another white actor*

I’m sorry I don’t have the bandwidth to deal with the US election AND the reveal of Gary Barlow’s massive son right now