what i imagine people who don’t play video games do when they are at home

uncrustables on-deck circle kinda goes crazy

The "Jesus didn't even exist, he was a mythological figure" people have things completely backwards. Jesus was 2 guys. That's how they pulled off the Resurrection. Twins. And they were both Filipino.

Booker has top tier taste man. Greatest Mexican hooper ever

JEAN PIERRE DID THIS IN 1978! ON A PUNCH-CARD COMPUTER!

“Politicians are not superstars. They are not people who are there for you to take a selfie with them, they are your employees. Don’t idolize them.” - Bad Bunny, 2024

If it's about human rights, yes. If it's about food or music, absolutely not. 😁

i saw a TikTok about a girl saying how she doesn't stay mad for long because either she's going to figure it out, or there's nothing that can be done about it. and as simple as that sounds is as simple as it is really

U guys do not understand the amount of sheer childlike joy I receive from getting breakfast & watching the walking dead on company time at my desk

Imagine tearing your ACL during a zombie apocalypse

Hahaha this is soo good hahahahaah. MORE MORE MORE. I WANT MORE YUM YUM 😋

I will be copping in a NON cringe way

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron

if you’re like 22 and don’t know who philip seymour hoffman is just keep that shit to yourself

Al Horford is a Warrior 😎

things in my circus: - my monkeys - a tamed lion that does not concern himself - an elephant in the room - 1 clown (me)

This song went 3x platinum in my car last summer

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