Be the drunk text you want to see in this world tonight

what it feels like to be blocked by someone youve never interacted w

SONNY MILANO MENTION!!! someone tell milanofeels on instagram pls

i have unlocked the skill of lockpicking now at a level 6 probably

nothin like a caution to ring the race in chicago out huh

i miss nicklas backstrom like a motherfucker

where is dylan strome and where in the world is ton wilson 💔 rigged as fuck

how do men sleep through anything. i’ve dropped several beads on this guy and still. head is heavy like log on lap. I need the science.

i think your license should be revoked

worst person you know just made a good point

as someone who just lost their aunt to a horrible car accident fuck the discourse if you drive impaired or without any regard for others on the road you do NOT deserve a license

yeah no this person should not be allowed on the roads behind the wheel of any car unless it’s one of those play-tike fucken kiddy cars where you use your feet to move

being on hockeytwt and bragging about unsafe driving when it hasn’t even been a year since a hockey player was killed by unsafe driving is insane to me

toronto lost sarah nurse, mitch marner, and carly jackson all in one off season oh it’s bad for us

can i say that some of the books i’ve heard of on booktok are absolutely abhorrent and honestly bewilder me because i’ve read better things on ao3 or wattpad when i was 15???

i got into my dream college for a masters program and i’m so relieved. party at my apt when i move in

he’s picking up (drugs)

我覺得這太愚蠢了