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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch love island like men do with sports

when they make a Hate Island somebody link me

It’s so hot out I just hyrdoplaned off the toilet seat at work

When my homegirl tell the waitress “nah it’s together” when we go out to eat

bad weekend to be a hot dog

what if mosquitos were called mosquirters and they were freaky lmao

Added red pepper flakes to the store bought spaghetti sauce

I’m like clairo if she was Latina

i just went thru my instagram...i'm such a cool girl with a beautiful life

i’d die before i admit i got put on

not to sound unemployed but tyler the creator unfollowed frank ocean and im gonna be sick

they should invent a day where i feel normal

i’m lowkey passionate from miles away

I always wanted to be me when I grew up

Jeff Buckley made music like he was always ovulating

i am the baddest bitch in this google doc