i was definitely born in the right generation because i love my little roomba vacuuming my house for me

Staying in the house on weekends.

Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would also do :

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Get it together.

having anxiety is so lame like why is everything embarrassing

This kid had a sprite and the waitress poured water in his cup so now it’s half sprite and half water but he just smiled❔

i’m jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like dang so nothings on your mind lol

Unpopular opinion but it is annoying everyone hates Cara Maria but not Nicole The Challenge

Idk the last time I was this sick 🤒

I just rewatched Dexter & season 4 just ended AND IM SHAKING IN MY BOOTS

Everyone’s like moms need a break ALL night… & while I do agree tonight was shit , boring and absolutely not worth me being without my baby 😭 I miss my girl

would KILL 🔪

Remember to set those clocks back because:

I’m engaged 🥹

I dressed like it’s cold & what do ya know I’m sweating in the Publix parking lot

Why tf did I agree to this puppy

Peace has become the real flex.