mike who cheese hairy

career pivoting to locksmith

i’d rather be shot by a bullet .. maybe even two.. than post an instagram note

Seriously seems like i missed out on that fisher set at Red Hook. We’ll get em next time!

considering a future as a big game hunter - maybe shooting a zebra will cure one of my many ailments

where’s my hug?

love hot dudes 👍

hey just so u know u have smth shaped like a star on ur face? unsure if u knew alr but it looks pretty fucking stupid

yeah i have lore. not going to tell u tho.

those 3 stuffed animal key chains on ur bag are so sick - and u said u were 29 right?

i grow more condescending with each second i spend on this app

some bitch in sambas is trying to start w me

I can whip, and I can nae nae. But that griddy shits too much.

i be on some girl shit like starving myself

seeing a beautiful woman holding hands with a charity case .. i’m actually nauseous

everyday it’s over

calling smoking weed “gardening” is so cornball can everyone get a life or a job please

union square L platform smells like vommmmm

Will this cycle of pain ever stop?

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!