Can’t wait to watch billionaire idiots keep trying to one up each other til they all end up at the bottom of the sea or lost in space. I, for one, am certainly entertained.

Can we cross post to #threads? 😂

E is going to bed and she's just laying here going “Mama. Dada. Reya. Totoro.” 🤣

A few of my google tabs: hydrating facemasks, google search about Battle Star Galactica, potty training toilets, Art easels...

Marketers: Please make low-touch campaigns for introverts because holy shit I just causally inquired about a vehicle and was CONSTANTLY bombarded with emails and outreach to the point I got fucking mad and overwhelmed and just stopped responding altogether.

When you’re wondering where the hell the shit you ordered from Amazon is and then you realise it’s still in your cart because you never checked out.

Paul hates when I do this but I love that we act like eight year old boys when we talk.

"If you are in your head you are behind enemy lines" - Mel Robbins Damn. That hits.

I don't know how I EVER worked in a cubical at any point in my life. If I have my back to my windows sitting at my kitchen island working for even just 30 minutes I start to go fucking insane. I will NEVER go back to working in an office. #remoteForLife

It's fun turning on the heat for the first time this season and wondering if the place is going burn down for the first 5 minutes.

Hey Ask Amex American Express, when are you going to fix the personal savings UI?

It seems like I’ve reached that point in my life where everyone I know either goes insane or joins an MLM.

I don’t know why anyone would drive a Chevy Malibu on purpose.

Hahahahaha x launched adverts. Fuck off.

Helllooooooo Delta. Please make sure who is ever managing you social media understands the very basics of Middle Eastern geography such as the fact that Palestine is a recognised sovereign state and the flag for Palestine🇵🇸 represents such and is not a terrorist symbol 🙄