If you're scared of pushing to production on Fridays, I recommend reassigning all your developer cycles off of feature development and onto your CI/CD process and observability tooling for as long as it takes to ✨fix that✨.

I really do feel that starting every day with 3.5 hours of meetings in a row is productive.

buying a domain is like getting a gym membership you hope the guilt of spending money will make you actually work on the project but it doesn't

Brought a mask with me on my hike today for when I encountered others on the trail. Person stopped me and asked if I had COVID and when I said no said “I don’t know why the hell youre wearing the mask then”

The Last of Us is a great game to start during a pandemic, right?

When people say they use TDD, I don’t believe them.

"Take this anonymous survey where we ask for your team and role and your role is the only one of its kind on the team"

How much homemade focaccia is too much home made focaccia? Asking for a friend.

Everybody put your money in Dunder Mifflin so we can get The Office back on Netflix.

First vaccine dose scheduled!

i spent my entire teenage years hating myself because of the shit y’all preached would happen to me because i was gay. so i hope u are mad, stay mad, feel the same anger you teach us to have towards ourselves.

the problem with calendars is, if i leave time blocks open, they get peppered with little things til i cannot focus. but if i block out time to work, people think they have to book me at 8 am or two weeks out. i want a setting for "available if it's important or time sensitive."

my toxic trait is thinking anyone who ends their sentence with a period is mad at me

Log4j maintainers have been working sleeplessly on mitigation measures; fixes, docs, CVE, replies to inquiries, etc. Yet nothing is stopping people to bash us, for work we aren't paid for, for a feature we all dislike yet needed to keep due to backward compatibility concerns.

I wish more engineers thought of APIs as abstractions instead of pass-thru access to the database

the truckers calling ppl sheep is funny bc they all drove to ottawa because someone in a facebook group said to

Anyone who thinks that AI can't have free will hasn't attempted to use AirPods with multiple devices.