“Nobody asked you!” around the world: 5. Mind your beeswax (English) 4. Deal with your own onions (French) 3. You have no camel in the caravan (Arabic) 2. Who gave you a candle for this vigil? (Chilean Spanish) 1. You’re not getting f*cked, so don’t wiggle your ass (Russian)

CALLING #copywritersunite - I have a long copy brief which I don;t have capacity to take on at the moment, any takers for writing about leading the way with social and environmental performance in business, drop me a DM and i'll put you in touch with the client.

Zoom fatigue: “Sorry, I don’t know what happened there” - Translation: I closed my laptop because I’d just had enough.

Names for woodlice from around the world: 8. Doodle bugs (Texas) 7. Monkey peas (Kent) 6. Piss the beds (the Netherlands) 5. Bench biters (Denmark) 4. Carpet monsters (Dorset) 3. Witches of the ashes (South Wales) 2. Chiggy pigs (Devon) 1. Wrinkle trolls (Norway)

This may have just saved my Monday. 🙌 💦

Serious question for all my word nerd fam - what the HELL do you do with all your notebooks once they're used? I'm too much of a hoarder to throw 'em away and my desk is starting to look feral 🙃📒 #copywritersunite

THE CHRISTMAS LADS 🤘🏼

What's appropriate music to listen to while taking the Christmas tree down? ...Emo ballads? Death metal?

This is BOSS😍 bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

#JoinOurBoard 🚨 Application deadline approaching - Mon 1st Feb!🚨 We're looking for two new board members to join our Non-Executive board of directors! A commitment to diversity and to the creative and digital sector in our region is essential! baltic-creative.com/join-the-board…

Two, four, six, eight. Who do we appreciate? Lunch!

Morning gang! ☀It’s been a while for me but I’m here with my fave little sidekick in tow #ContentClubUK

Anyone else send invoice emails like welliot? Yep, me too.

Phenomenal actors and true Scouse powerhouses 👏🏼 #help

Britain: just a load of stressed, tired people pretending to hope their emails find each other well.

Looove this advice from @sallymfoxwrites 🌿💚

First gig: 5ive Last gig: Fat boy slim Best gig: Argh, too many! RATM/Gaga/Prodigy/Robyn/Darkness/AOF Loudest concert: Erm. Probably Fat boy or Sikth Seen most: Jamie Lenman Most surprising: Britney Spears Next: Jamie Lenman Wish I could have seen: Nirvana

Do you have armchairs, beanbags or little sofas you can donate for our cosy reading nooks, so students have somewhere to curl up and read? If you have any that you no longer need, but still have lots of life in, then get in touch! 🛋

Write a horror story in 4 words. I'll start: 'Evri has your parcel' The end

Honestly Macklemore’s “Hind’s Hall” is the most Rage Against The Machine song since Rage Against The Machine.