'Why do you fall so much?"-Matt Dey "Because I like you picking me up" -Abigail Proctor

"I pay the dj $10,000 to play "one more time" by daft punk 10 times in a row"

If there was one person whose voice I could impersonate, I would want it to be Cee Lo Green

I always wish that at fireworks displays they would just launch them all at the same time

Glad to have such an amazing girl in my life. I miss you #wcw instagram.com/p/qPAJ0Xugzl/

You know a show is old when everyone in it has a flip phone

Just found a pocket on my shorts.... It's a good day

John travolta is one dude I would not want to dance battle

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"The army makes you like black girls" -@ShepTheRealest

Radford macados is getting a ddr machine. There goes my rent money

The fountain has been transformed on this hauntingly beautiful fall day. #hauntedhighlanders

is it weird that i feel a little dirty after playing bop it.

who wears white socks bro? lol

Why are the house of cards cliffhangers so intense?!