y’all really gotta stop coming in and ordering coffee right after a run dripping sweat and smelling like a subway seat. if i wanted to sell salted iced lattes i would

everything not black and white sometimes shit be puerto rican and filipino

gf asked what’s wrong and i told her my deriod starting. now she won’t talk to me

i think one of the most refreshing things about Zohran is his social media literacy bc what do you mean a mayoral candidate for nyc is doing pop base promos???

Find the nearest NYPD officer and smash his girl !!!

Born in a NYC hospital

ask me the last time i paid for a select bus

what is that 911 show even about and why do they have angela basset in space??

we may never see a white boy this effortlessly likeable again in our lifetimes

avatar 4 plot pitch: the sullies have a good day

me saying inshallah & alhamdulillah all the time even though i’m christian

average union square experience in high school

idc what fashion trends are forecasting for 2026 i’m on whatever the costume designer for marty supreme was on

how baristas treat you when you order a small black drip in the middle of a rush

adults with lisps pmo bad idk why 😭

he really is prince for niggas who smoke newports

gotta stop asking regulars where they’ve been wdym you just spent five months in tel aviv