For fun I like to forge my friends' signatures on compromising letters and drawings and store them away in the event that one day they become President and are credibly accused of assaulting minors. - Jeffrey Epstein (Apparently)

If we want the full documents release, why don't we just start calling the Epstein Files Hunter Biden's laptop?

Whether you loved or hated Charlie Kirk, you did it for the same reason: Because his whole persona was wrapped in bigotry, hatred, homophobia, xenophobia, and general intolerance. That will forever be his legacy, and for that I am truly sad.

Stephen Colbert Charlie Kirk Benjamin Netanyahu Tyler Robinson Nick Fuentes and now Jimmy Kimmel Know who we're not talking about anymore? Jeffrey Epstein And that's the whole point.

The airwaves belong to the public.

We've come a long way from "I have a dream"

Someone at Tylenol didn't pledge their fealty to Trump

America needs a second opinion.

Wait? Is Trump claiming he got stuck on an escalator?

Is anyone watching Colbert or Fallon tonight?

Trump believes that other countries pay tariffs on the goods they export to the US but then goes to the UN and tells those same countries they are going to Hell. The art of the deal.

Tylenol wasn't invented until 1955. Trump and RFK Jr. have never seen Rain Man.

Trump has demanded that all of the military top brass be assembled together in Virginia for a televised event. Cool. Cool. While this is taking place, who will actually be given orders to their respective units? Or will we be watching a coup take place live-streamed in real-time?

The discipline it must take for career military leaders to sit silently through this rambling nonsense

It's not complicated. Those who are not on the Epstein list want it released and those who are on it (or those who are protecting those who are) don't. It's really that simple.

Isn't it about time that a Kardashian starts handing out flowers to national guardsmen?

I want to join Antifa but I can't find an address or phone number. There's no local chapter in my city. Can't find a dedicated website, application, or organizational chart. Don't know what my membership fees would be or who to make the check out to. Maybe these two know though?

So in two weeks then?

The problem with Trump ending wars is that he thinks they can be settled by making deals. Like when the Japanese signed a great deal on the deck of the USS Missouri following WWII instead of you know, unconditional surrender.