man wait til he discovers the new dark, light, and automatic modes on wikipedia

just saw this happen for the first time in my life. i feel like i just witnessed the cops throwing bracelets on someone with a severed mattress tag in their hand.

we won’t go back! 🏳️‍🌈

dogs: i know sO much ab piss

wormbrain.

crab rangoon,

long before trajekt, i got to take BP with lumber from twins’ seasons past using the batting cages at TF behind the dugout. broke 3 bats; one of which was from Coach Trev. trev used up all the exit velocity.

an awkward play to watch on live television. wallner bated Reese so hard.

hey. ive been tempted to hire someone on the basis of us having the first name. if it hasn’t already, itll happen to you too.

lookin like he was just dumped out of john voigt’s lebaron.