“ALL THESE SOCIAL NETWORKS AND THESE COMPUTERS”

He called yall a broke ass dirty ass kelly price 🤣🤣

They callin to tell you that you free and you don’t have to eat that shit anymore

Me watching you guys ask “do women still take men on dates” while I’m on dates that I didn’t pay for with women who actually like me

Yall was really buying PS5’s for $1000 🤣

Her: Babe would you still love me if I was a leaf? Me:

Once bitten, twice shy. I won't repeat the same mistake I made in 2020.

“The Africans don’t like us” is one of the dumbest statements. How do you know over one billion people, most of whom you’ve never met, don’t like you? It’s one thing to acknowledge cultural differences but to completely ignore cultural and historical bonds is where you lose me.

that’s yall problem, cause i be lying

Me getting ready when she say she otw to pick me up to go run errands with her

when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops

This nigga a genius

I know Asians be like “oh these niggas will pay for anything” 😂😂😂😂

Life is hard, but please text in full and punctuate>>>>>>>

“Tough loss, but we’ll bounce back and get them next t-“ Jontay Porter:

The IRS:

Nepotism >>>>> getting it out the mud