That’s a fumble

Will Smith just slapped the shit out of that baseball. Amirite, Chris Rock

Hey @dodgers, congratulations. Was that the same cigar y’all smoked last year, or was it different this year?

HAPPY BASKETBALL SEASON EVERYBODY

BETHUNE-COOKMAN TRYING TO SHOCK THE WORLD

What the actual? This award is officially bullshit and you cannot take it seriously. #MLB

Hey, Texas A&M Football, do you know you have a game today?

MY NAMES DANIEL HILL I ERASE DEFICITS

PUT VANDERBILT IN THE PLAYOFF

HELLO EVERYBODY

MY NAMES ISAIAH HORTON I CATCH TD PASSES AGAINST THE COW TURDS

HELLO AUBURN. YALL SUCK. 17-0 THE COW TURDS TRAIL

MY NAMES ISAIAH HORTON AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS ALL I GOT

Congrats, Georgia Football. Hope there’s a rubber match in the playoff.

Hi ACC Football! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *deep breath* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

And they will be DELICIOUS.

Friendly reminder she exists and also used to be a redhead