My waxer ripping hundreds of hair off my labia then asking me how long I’ve been in Austin is what i can only assume is what it’s like making it to Da’Bomb on Hot Ones

1 year and no ring…. someone revoke her lesbian card

This is what I look like, professionally

Sometimes I catch myself saying the most corporate ass tech shit i swear to god

In the past 10 years I had probably 10 sodas. Now? I don’t mind a little Dr. Pep every now and then….

Forget Taylor Swift they should’ve played Petey Pablo at the end of where the crawdads sing

I walked outside and thought to myself “wow it’s really starting to feel like fall” it’s 92 degrees out

You could tell me I had 30 seconds to get on a plane to evacuate a city under attack if I was wearing jeans, I’d change

I can’t wait for the twitter crash hulu documentary to come out

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2023 trend prediction: castcore (post-gorpcore)

Margot makes me watch “films” and I make Margot watch Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team

You know what, I like living in a state completely unprepared for cold weather, I live for the drama

I know I’ve found peace because every time I open this app I have no idea what anyone is talking about

Alix Earle in college going to Mardi Gras vs me. So glad my generation was allowed to be ugly 🙏

you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location

The marines couldn’t do what these solidcore girlies can do