being a woman is wild. i just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, & now i’m fine

Hello hi, don’t invite me anywhere until 2026. The money is finished. Regards.

"can you cook like my mom" i can beat you up like your dad

E loss?

I believe in Noodles and suya supremacy

Chime zuru dez anyawu 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️ Whooo dig this pit for me

aisha🇵🇸 Ofcourse critical moment Critical Moment where govt needs PR to push and shape narratives contrary to reality

Not this my Goggo hyping me up, she said goshi arziki ne 😭😭

Aiki dai aiki dai!!!!!

Innalillahi men 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

Wai gwamna with all the power at his disposal zai ce me shawara akan ending insecurity ya fada za’a yi amfani da shi. Kada ku raina ma mutane wayo mana, da kuna campaign daman cewa kuka yi mu zamu bada shawara ????? An qi a bada shawaran! Mtsw

Everytime I check Nigerian internet, someone is being appointed Special assistant to someone on things that do not matter.

Tbh even as a utd hater this is embarrassing 🫠

WiFi password ahh team fah 🥲

Dadin karamin team kenan

I wan die guy 😭😭😭😭😭

Shame wear me babban riga 🙆‍♀️

Band for band fah 🙆‍♀️

Yeeeeeee🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️