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"I've decided my friend/family member/significant other shouldn't know about this thing, for whatever reason. So let me build an elaborate ruse and/or increasingly improbable lies to avoid telling them, rather than act like (or treat them like) an adult for five minutes."

All the time. It feels good to put it into words, but then I remember the headache that comes from arguing with idiots.

Also HIMYM. Ted has tons of random hookups throughout the show. But when we see the mother's history over the same period of time, she's not even allowed any casual dating, much less a hookup. Instead they give her one long-term relationship and a dead husband.

So excited, finally to announce that my short story, Kali Anywhen, is going to be part of the Accidental Time Travelers Collective Volume 3, alongside 11 other awesome #TimeTravelAuthors! I am beyond excited. You can pre-order it here: amazon.com/dp/B0DL74XNBB

I mean, it's not Danny Kaye's best, but I've always enjoyed it.

If anyone has not felt nervous, anxious, or on edge in the last 30 days, I do not trust them.

Well, not with THAT attitude...

Well, Trump's policies on climate change will probably lead to the withering of a few fig trees...

Are we twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom yet?

In other news, California voted against rent control and in favor of slavery. In case there was any doubt that we are, in fact, in hell.

For weeks, I've been hearing people planning their Kamala Victory Parties. And for weeks, I've been thinking about this SNL sketch.

Please, for the love of God, do not let Gavin Newsom run for President. Don't even let him on the fucking ballot. The man would throw the entire country to the wolves, Democrats and Republicans alike, for a chance to make himself look good.

Tell me you've never read, watched, or listened to a single piece of Superman media in your entire life without telling me...