|| I'm following all these POTC writers and I really want to join the rp community because it looks so awesome but I don't know...

Zelena physically cringed at the Outlaw's failed Spanish accent attempt. Admittedly it was kind of hot, but very cringe worthy.

"Let's be friends with benefits. The benefits? You get to be friends with me."

ROLLS EYES

"Blah." She protested in disgust at the sickly sweet couples trolling her TL.

"I am prepared to argue to the death at any given moment over the correct method of making tea."

|| Oh you know, just casually spending four fucking hours in a bloody parked car waiting for mum to finishing chatting up with her friend..

|| She can bloody well sod off... Eating in the cafe with her friend while I have to sit in the car on a 102°F day.

The former witch turned down a cup of tea for no valid reason, and instantly knew she made a terrible, /terrible/ mistake.

|| WHO WEARS A JUMPER WHEN IT'S LIKE 8000° OUTSIDE????

|| OMF okay I'm sorry but I had to delete the poor quality gif it was making me cringe.

"Multiply that number by eight and there's your age, Mummy!" x.com/RagsToRoyalty/…

*background* AYEEE x.com/ChivalricMoral…

But I want some mo'. x.com/ChivalricMoral…

|| CHRIS BROWN IS MY JAM OKAY

Let me grab my coat. x.com/ChivalricMoral…

So now we can roll. x.com/ChivalricMoral…

I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO MY BABY x.com/ChivalricMoral…

Nothing like a good spot o' tea.

"What a glorious day today is!" ... "I hate it..."