petition for shows to stop using the actual iphone alarm clock sound because it is a JUMP SCARE

what’s the best writers room snack?

Haunting

HOW does Mike White do it?????? #WhiteLotus

all ttc bus drivers have “dad in a bad mood” energy

if a rich aunt that i've never met and who's put me into her will could die soon that would be great

why make fun of horse girls when you can make fun of horse cops

The first Phamily of the Burbs is back Wednesday January 4th at 8:30pm on CBC and CBC Gem! ❤️ Look at this key art! I'm so proud of season 2. We take some big comedic swings, and the entire cast brings it. We're so excited for you to welcome you back to the Burbs! #runtheburbs

my christmas gift was FINALLY getting a new family doctor in toronto

Back to the Burbs tonight! 🎉💕

RT for your chance to WIN a pair of tickets to see Chandler Levack's #ILikeMovies as a part of @TIFF_Net's Canada Top Ten. #SeeTheNorth 🎟️: bit.ly/ILM_TIFF Winners will be chosen Monday, January 23.

“damn I miss the old wiggles…who are these new people??????” sir you’re 29

my favourite bubble tea chain opened a location literally 15 steps away from my house a week ago and I’ve had a bubble tea every day since. How long should I keep this up for?

Proud to receive my first ever nomination from The Canadian Academy for my work on The Fabulous Show with Fay & Fluffy. Writing on this show was pure joy. Thank you to Lopii Productions for making FABULOUS television for kids! I'm so grateful to have been a part of it 🎉🌈

Thanks so much for all of the love on my CSA nom last week! If you're interested, here's a clip from my episode of The Fabulous Show with Fay & Fluffy, "I Love My Family", all about how there's more than one way to be a family. ❤️

me: oh i love this top online store: it's actually a bodysuit!! me: do you have a version that doesn't go up my butt... online store: yes! it's cropped tho me: this is a personal attack

oh my goddddddddddd

Hi Toronto queers: now that Mark Saunders is running for mayor, it’s extremely important that we don’t let him forget that he presided over Toronto during the reign of a serial killer, and that he almost allowed said monster to keep killing us because he didn’t want to be wrong.

“Video of father using a vacuum to put his daughter’s hair in a pony tail goes viral!” how many times do we need to see a video of a man doing this? Learn to do your daughter’s hair! Stop putting a vacuum on her head?????? man I’m so exhausted

idk guys i feel like we're at the point where if you're gonna do a land acknowledgement you can at least memorize it instead of reading it off your phone like it's an intro to phonics