there are four trains an hour from manchester to london in the same way that there are forty new hospitals being built

Hey Kia UK - your spec brochure for the EV9 Air says you get remote park assist free for a year, but the dealer says absolutely not. Which is it, please?

I better go superviral for this...

Huge congrats to The Guardian for somehow managing to publish something more dreadful than an Adrian Chiles column.

"Cold Noodles and Chaos" is the working title of my autobiography.

Another absolute gem from Facebook memories. Curtis Stigers

Inadvertently the funniest part of the Guardian story asking people why they leave Trump rallies early: