"Office is fine! Gotta make use of that bed we have in there sometimes, amirite?" "Man, what I would have done if I saw Storm at the building... He's pretty hot."

"But... Do you have spandex?"

"Hey uh... Howard?" Howard The Duck.

"Think you can set up a meeting between me and Janet?" "I'll buy you booze!"

"WHY ARE YOU WALKING SO FAST."

"Someone has to carry all of the stuff! You can't grow a third arm, so guess who's stuck with the stuff!"

Vibrates uncontrollably in front of @MyCrimsonFlare.

"Every knew Duckson was gay."

"Hardest thing to keep quiet about!" "I'm his assistant and finally have a stable job! Go us!"

"Moving my stuff into the office feels so nice. New beginnings!"

"That last part has me way too excited. We gotta hit the bar sometime soon!"

"Howard's running like a bat out of Hell!"

"FREEZING."

"WINTER IN NEW YORK SUCKS."

"No pending investigations! Vacation time!"

"Hey, Howard. Maybe not insult one of the most powerful leaders in the world, yeah?"

"Got some donuts for the office, but no Howard!"

"You don't want to see Howard in a goatee, trust me."

"Sleeping in the office tonight, Howard The Duck.. Waaaay too many drinks...."

"Whiskey, Howard. Not that bad, but I ain't drivin' back to my place like this..." Back of her head met the couch. "...you still have that weighted blanket I brought last time?"