Sap Faced Sciuromorph ⚔️💜 (@ilyse_the_beast) 's Twitter Profile
Sap Faced Sciuromorph ⚔️💜

@ilyse_the_beast

Swordfighter/squirrel lover. Use ILYSEPW at checkout for 10% off goth adjacent activewear at powerwing.co 💪🦇. Banner and icon by @steel_peach. She/her.

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I've noticed a lot of people staring at me lately and idk if it's bc I'm hot, bc I'm wearing a medical device, or perhaps some kind of intrigue generated by both things together 🥲 #injuryera

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Please enjoy this wholesome footage of guts training with Mejiro Ryan and Trainer san 🤗🥕. When we shot it I had a bone bruise but I didn't know that yet, so I was training hard (-5 guts, -5 power, - 5 stamina, mood is now bad) 🫠 #umamusume #umamusumecosplay

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It felt good picking up a sword for the first time since October, even though it was clear that I will need to regain a lot of strength and mobility in my wrist before I'll be battle-ready. To add insult to injury, I realized that I lost all my swordfighting callouses 🖐😫 #HEMA

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I had a CPR instructor confidently tell me that a woman's breasts will "just fall down to the side" when she's lying down, so they can never be in the way.