Not us watching Miss Congeniality and being surprised at the end when lady wins Miss Congeniality.

funnier than anything we could write

I don't think you should laugh when people fall or can't solve the puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. That could easily be you.

Im watching Ted Lasso and rewatching BTVS at the same time and my brain cannot accept that Anthony Stewart Head is Rupert AND Giles. How sway?

*Me 2 minutes into Black Mirror*: God Annie Murphy's wig is terrible! *Me 5 minutes into Black Mirror*: YO! Why the HELL did they pick such a specifically HIDEOUS wig? *Me 15 minutes into Black Mirror*: OHHHHHHH!! ...I still hate it.

I don't know how high the speed on the treadmill goes, and I never intend to find out.

Maybe today was the wrong day to check if I own any pink.

Ants keep committing suicide in my contact lens case. Is that like a sign of the apocalypse or do they just think it's an above ground pool?

If you name your moving company "All My Sons Moving Co." I'm not gonna think that's a safe, reliable moving company.

A lot of people didn't like the final season of Ted Lasso, but Jason Sudeikis did the "What's Up With That" running man in the finale and that's all I could have ever asked for.

Dozens of my friends have been to Portugal within the past couple months. What's going on over there? Is that country having a clearance sale?

Home is where the wicker baskets are.

I don't want to be famous for the money or the fans I want to be famous so Usher invites me on the stage to slow dance during one of his shows.

You expect me to believe that none of the Charmed sisters was Marisa Tomei??

Next Oscars I want a Martin Scorsese cam. I need to see him frowning for 5 hours straight!

Sincerely hoping this Drake/Kendrick beef ends the same as the final scene of Challengers. 🤞🏾🤞🏾

When you caption "Suns out, buns out" but don't post buns, you are misleading the consumer (me).

Why were there so many montages and flashbacks and wistful glances in season 3 of The Bear??? Did Chris Storer think every episode might just be the series finale??

Beyonce has so much money but every time I see her I think, "how can I get her the rest of it".

Not Kendrick dissing Drake with 2 of his exes on the stage! I half expected his to bring out Ashley from Degrassi 😅 #SuperBowl