Dudes are worried about a ship stuck in a canal. Meanwhile their girl is telling some guy she’s STUCK in her relationSHIP. Next thing you know they’re doing (C)ANAL.

It’s not fair that I just had to watch the greatest college basketball game of my life and the Illini weren’t even in it. #FinalFour #UCLAvsGONZ #Illini

When the stimmy hit… Me at Smoothie King: lemme meet the king.

How tf do you land a hang glider? #ShowerThoughts

@JoeSnakes1 Big Cat Hes a college football coach at Illinois, a lot richer than you, and just slightly less fat.

A true Pit Master would never open up their smoker for a picture. If you lookin you ain’t cookin. Common Auburn L. Ratio.

Iowa fans wearing FLIP FLOPS in State Farm Center 🤢🤢🤢

Nightmare blunt rotation