I brought an uncrustable to work for a snack but it occurs to me this might be rude? Can I bring peanut butter to an open plan corporate office? They should advise on this when we graduate. What if someone in the class is allergic

me and my 47 alarms

Sooooo happy that taylor finally gets to have a smol girl experience. Top 10 girl experience if you’re every lucky enough to have it

I wish I was ignorant enough to relax

how your email finds me

I’ve made many questionable choices over the years but thank god, transitions lenses have never and will never be one of them. Y’all look weird as hell in those

learned this in law school

In 2024 I want to be nicer to most and devastatingly meaner to a select few.

Roommate got a cat. He is loud, complains a lot, I am constantly cleaning up after him, he seemingly always has stomach problems BUT he just killed a bug for me. He’s a husband and actually a little better than my first one

'my friends all smell like weed or little babies' is the best one-line description of being in your early 30s i've personally ever heard

just know that if you voted for him you’re beneath me. i don’t respect you, i don’t like you, i don’t wanna hear anything you have to say about literally anything. you’re just terrible, uneducated, gullible children in the bodies of adults

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

I’ll say this for the other side: if the goal was to inspire hate, it worked. I hate them all. And damn no wonder we lost. This feeling is so strong, the only way I’d feel stronger is if I was stupid

I miss brat summer, fascist fall blows

Why does every single day cost $300