Rekt

⌘F iBoot ... 👀 😡 (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

At #blackhat. If you want to chat, hold Volume Up and Power until you see my smiling face. #blackhatusa #blackhat2018 #thoughtleaders #anthropomorphicbootloaders

On a whim I looked something up and... github.com/Azure/iotedge/… microsoft uses cargo-clippy I CREATED A RUST LINTER NAMED AFTER CLIPPY ON A WHIM AND IT ACCIDENTALLY BECAME POPULAR AND NOW MICROSOFT USES IT welp.

LOL tihmstar

🔥🌸OS Bootloader tihmstar

Hey J it’s 1/20 and I still can’t read about myself. What’s a bootloader gotta do to get their moment in the spotlight???

@sufy1212 completely useless, I can't see any way to "bypass" entangling

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, the sweet sweet taste of jailbreaker tears.

TFW you can’t remember if it’s tears or teers

Bitch please

People are gonna lose their shit when they find out what protocol DFU2 is built on

I’ve never felt so violated in my life. Oh, the nerve!

gg

Due to the recent bug we are removing all jump instructions in the next microcode update.

Yes, my boot trampoline is often more than 2^63 bytes long

UEFI secure boot is better because nobody cares enough to break it

Better save those blobs y'all.