Girls with tattoos are perfect

Alles gaan op! Die prys van kos is op! Die rentekoers is op! Die petrol is op! My geld is op! ☹ hahaha Nadia Ackerman Ian stenhouse

"How old is your baby?” “28 months.” “Bitch, don’t make me do math!"Jeanne-Marie̷̴ Jeanne Nicolay @JeanBlokkies Nadia Ackerman Louise

"When I was kid, my social network was called "outside" Ian stenhouse Tertius Bezuidenhoud Maree Kotze rhuan neil brown @WaynevDeventer

gaan n ding laf skut by Alien Safari #masquedball ☺☺ ..Daniel Ochse (Dj Husky Dan) @JeanBlokkies Tertius Bezuidenhoud Ian stenhouse Maree Kotze

Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze.Jeanne Nicolay

How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both."Jeanne Nicolay @TertiusChicago@JeanBlokkies ters di meeste!!!!

Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha." Me: 20 x 0 = 0@lovepeace010 Nadia Ackerman

Teacher: "How old is your father?" Boy: "As old as me." Teacher: "How can that be?" Boy: "He became a father only when I was born?

There are only 2 types of honest people in this world..... - Small children and - Drunk people.

But bruhhh how the fuck is a mango gonna kill me? 😭😭😭😂😂😩

A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. Its called trycoxagain Jeanne Nicolay Amor Neethling. Tertius Bezuidenhoud

I painted my laptop black in hopes that it would run faster..... Now it doesn't work...Jeanne Nicolay Amor Neethling Nadia Ackerman

That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying.Nadia Ackerman

"Yvett Roos: Happy 420 rhuan Daniel Ochse (Dj Husky Dan) Corniel"Francois Ian stenhouse @JeanBlokkies Tertius Bezuidenhoud

"I wanna fuck you so bad right now." "what...?" "Oh, damn autocorrect, I meant hey.."

Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty.

"Steve Stifler: drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk." Tertius Bezuidenhoud Jeanne Nicolay