what charizard does on his time is none of my business

we played a classic mets august game tonight, all the way down to blowing a 6 run lead in the 4th

I wish Thomas Jefferson was still alive so I could kill him

at the former craft brewery space turned taproom slash craft cocktail bar. jack johnson type acoustic performer’s girlfriend braelynn is selling merch, including voodoo dolls. sights to behold

Just took my paraglider for a spin was waving at what looks like a youth camp hope they’re having a good day!

tonight we’re shouldering sally’s baking addiction

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)

since the 4th of july

they’re besties

just “ya gotta believe”-ed my softball group chat on our postseason chances (we are currently in 5th place out of 6 teams)

it’s wednesday wednesday. don’t forget to listen to wednesday this wednesday

what the helsley. what the helsleyonce

I want freddie freeman to retire and start a career as a franchise spy/crime movie villain and it’s 100% bc of the teeth

40 minutes into night of the living dead and nicholas goes “i’m craving protein” 🤨