Flew Spirit Airlines for the first time and here’s a clip of my first impressions.

I think the reason I dislike Country music is because I can understand what they are saying.

Just ate chicken wings in front of someone on a job interview that got the job. Congrats! If you can stay focused through that atrocity, you’ll be the best nanny in the Valley!

Celebrate your birth by preparing for your death. 🤦‍♂️ thanks USAA

I’m in a very crowded airport, my taint itches and I don’t know what to do.

If there’s any group of people I’d want to be stranded with during the apocalypse, it’s for sure Southerners.

Whatchall think about my new whip?

I follow so many Instagram models it’s getting to the point where I can’t even open the app in public anymore. Ladies, chill with the butt pics!

New Infauxmation is live with guest Idk talking about a GROUP of elderly people arrested for public sex in Fairfield, CT. YouTube: youtu.be/n9hp6Xei5I0 Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sen… Preview👇

Tried to do the 7 day vegan challenge and made it one meal. 🤦‍♂️

I’ve got a fun little internet feud happening right now on my Instagram, I’d check it out if I were me. It’s great. @iambrentgill instagram.com/iambrentgill/

Chiefs have a clear advantage here. Andy Reid is not phased by the face shield cuz he’s been looking thru sneeze guards at buffets most his adult life. #NFLKickoff #andyreid

Hey @peacockTV, no one asked for you, no one wants you. Put the PGA TOUR back where it belongs on the Golf Channel. You look desperate, like that drunk person kissing everyone until some poor sap takes you home.

I play a lot of golf. Not because I like the game, I just love drunk driving. #TheMasters2020

AIR IT BABY!!!

Just posted a photo @ Fort Collins, Colorado instagram.com/p/CLpIcfqATyE/…

The Boulder Comedy Show is bae. . Sunday’s at 5 and 7:30 @therayback . 📸 @dude1dk @ Boulder, Colorado instagram.com/p/CLxgzOzg8LF/…

Tomorrow it's a special Tuesday Chirp N' Turf with Jesus Trejo Justin Martindale Brent Gill #HannahEinbeinder Handren Seavey and me! Come thru and start your June off right! get tix here: eventbrite.com/e/chirp-n-turf…

Just posted a photo @ United States instagram.com/p/CR4EBuHgLv5/…

👀 #MiamiGP 👀