I’m taking this as financial advice Coinbase 🛡️

Just buy $5 worth of $wojak

People have PTSD from all the $SOL jeets even though most of those have farmed you and left here. The good are left standing, but they are still scared to hold because they remember how everyone has consistently dumped on their head for the past year. Forget about that. Believe

One of the worst features of x has to be when you are on someone’s page and then you try and make a new tweet and it starts it with an @ to that person

Me ready for work after deliberating and redirecting my toddler for an hour in order to get him to daycare and me to work on time

Some people really fading a 25x right in front of them

Next leg starting

something to consider $wojak

Everyone is buying $5 of $wojak. Even if you have some, buy $5 more

perks of owning $wojak 1) wojak memes boost your engagement on x 2) you can shill the meme without spamming a ticker 3) you can buy $1 for $0.025

Of all the coins they could've chosen, Coinbase picked $Wojak

best type of coins are ones with great narratives that a rock solid community can bullpost to billions over time slow growth that snowballs into solid floors and makes people want to join the community over time enough of this 2 day viral trend and hoping you catch the pump

wojak is too big to care about bitcoin price action. rotate to memes

My EY CPE presentation even reminding me what a piece of shit bitcoin is

wojak supercycle. real

If wojak goes lower I buy cheaper. If it goes up my bag goes up. Trading is really easy guys

The most used meme on crypto twitter looks good here

$wojak is the most obvious 1000x. I can see it

Trolljak barbell looking primed here

Markets looking decent here