new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery

Watching Twilight with my newborn son. Every 5-10 minutes, I tell him not to do what Edward Cullen does - creepy staring, gaslighting, possessiveness, and on and on.

My life x.com/traumacenter69…

rt if you grew up going to the library just trying to prove a point

“Your coworkers may love you, your boss may even love you, but the company itself will never love you.” Bill Robinson, a copy editor I worked with at a paper in the early 90s, right after they fired a friend of mine.

So good.

one of the things i simply know to be true at this point is that the vast majority of men simply do not consider women to be full human beings -- capable of the same vast range of emotions and thoughts & self-conceptions, flawed, weird, unique, whole

This thread. Yes yes yes. Everyone please read?

Just ran down the street for the wrong school bus. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Can we please stop talking about skipping dessert is “trying to be good?” You’re alienating everyone who wants dessert. Just decline.

Flip side: Also stop pushing food on people! If someone politely declines your offer, don’t pressure them.

Actually squealed when I got the notification that Esther Perel is on Armchair Expert Podcast!

Co-sign

Am I the only one crying about this? I feel so seen.

RT if you watched #FloraAndUlysses over the weekend!

Nah, that was Charlottesville x.com/axios/status/9…

Today, Nashville Police apprehended the Waffle House murderer. He is alive. He is unharmed. In February 2017, Nashville Police fatally shot Jocques Clemmons after he ran a stop sign.