HE'S VERY OBVIOUSLY A VAMPIRE.

WE'VE SEEN ALIENS AND GODS BUT YOU DRAW THE LINE AT VAMPIRES?

HE IS. HE OBV- Wait What happened in Miami

*Rolls eyes.* The legend came about because silver was used in the back of mirrors. Modern mirrors, vampires would probably have reflections. Okay, Bruno.

WHY IS THAT RELEVANT, TOTO THE RAINS IN AUSTRALIA AREN'T BLESSED

FUCK TOTO Oh my god It's not the hemis- You know what, you do you, if he drinks all your blood, it's not my fault

SHE'S DEAD AT LEAST WE KNOW YOU LIKE CORPSES ROLLINS WILL STILL GET SOME

Someone has sense

Oh, now Brock agrees.

Brock's out here sounding like a Twilight fanfic.

Sighs. Do you not know about vampires?

He's a vampire. He's already sick

Is putting a stake in their heart being a jerk or

Good luck finding it *he insults himself so Brock can't*

Watching things and eating.

It's been a long fucking time.

When Brock is obviously breaking rules with the Asset but Murphy isn't allowed to have chocolate at his desk.

Sometimes he forgets Commander Rumlow is insane.