Love this. If we can tax them, if we can send them to a war zone, we can give them the franchise.

Manchester United were one of the best boy bands of the 1990s. open.spotify.com/track/4O5ZzAP6…

She’s so kind isn’t she? Win the chance to buy tickets! We love a benevolent pop star.

Rishi Sunk

Ok yeah cool thanks lovely don’t mean to sound ungrateful but why

If I were prime minister I’d legislate so that anywhere that bans you from taking water (e.g. airports or music venues) have to provide everybody with water free of charge or at cost.

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Didn't a fan already die from heat exhaustion on this tour?

I'm Breathless is actually a brilliant album, one of my fave M records, and deserves a place in the sun.

Should still be there.

Mighty Loupla incoming 🔋

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Issac.

Rishi has called the cabinet and media to Downing Street to make an announcement of national importance… a Saturdays reunion.

She’s re-recorded all the Marvel movies and is releasing them as (Taylor’s Version)s

The word “rise” is important in this when politicians start trying to spin this as success. Things aren’t getting better, they’re just getting worse less quickly.

Well there we have it. Talent always wins.

And get a new personality at this late stage of life? I don’t think so.

“So they were all meant to appear to promote their news single, Viva Forever. But the Ginger one just wasn’t there and they made the Sporty one look right down the camera and wish her a speedy recovery, knowing full well that she wasn’t ill, she’d left…”

One of *the* great pop tours.