Cornell: more layers, more fun!

It's time to really put some things into perspective

Sibling love or something more sinister?

Thank you that was really very mature of you

Docs make everything good

#tbh biggest accomplishment this week

#sorrynotsorry for all the corgi retweets

Yup that was a blatant ignore last night thanks

Logic: if it doesn't taste right it's probably missing Sriracha

Fuck this shit #amirite

happy mothers day to me and only me

Tbh I almost got into a car accident today because I thought Brad Pitt was walking on the side of the road

Turns out I've been saying it wrong my entire life... It's turn off the light not close the light #chinglish #thanksmom

Always thought I'd be mistaken for a high school freshman... Yesterday someone thought I was still in middle school #newlow

I think Harvard is half university half tourist attraction.

Just got a cold and am beginning to infect the people around me - I am patient zero

Swole

Power's out in my dorm and I can sense all the deli meats in my fridge going bad #savethemeat

Mattin's worker complimented my docs, it's gonna be a good day 👍👍

Yeah, good morning to you too mom