users = db.getPeopleThatSpitOnTheSidewalk(); for(user in users) { delete user; }

while (user.hungry) { user.anger++; }

if (this.day == MONDAY) { user.focus--; internet.search(FLIGHTS_TO_BERMUDA); user.caffeine *= 2; }

for(var i = 0; < dogs.length; i++) { user.happness++; }

user.remove(FAT);

onSickHandler() { user.callWork(MSG_SICK_DAY); user.feelGuilty(); user.vomit(); console.log("What if they dont believe me"); user.temperature++; }

if (this.day == WEDNESDAY) { console.log("Wed-nes-day"); }

var secretSauce = ketchup + mayo; this.meal.fries += secretSauce;

console.log("It's not that spicy"); user.eat(JALAPENO); console.log("See..."); timer.sleep(1000); console.log("Uh oh");

try { user.add(MONEY); } catch (Error e) { console.log("You need a new contract"); }

if (weather.SNOWING) { user.drink(HOT_CHOCOLATE); }

import package.cookies; import package.chips; import package.soda; class Fatty extends user { // ToDo: exercise } export Fatty;

function talkingToMomFilter(response){ switch (response) { case "Fuck": response = "Frick-A-Frack"; break; } return response; }

function leaveForWork() { user.pickUpWallet(); user.putOnBackPack(); console.log("Oh, need my lunch"); user.openFridge(); user.putDownWallet(); user.pickUpTupperware(); user.leaveHouse(); }

user.deploy(FINGER_GUNS); console.log("pew pew");

console.log("What's your favorite type of Hindi oven-baked flatbread?"); isNan();

checkTime(); console.log("Wait, what was the time?"); currentTime = checkTime();

hangoverSeverity = (numBeers * age) - (numNachos + water);

if (user.dad) { thermostat.temp -= 5.0; console.log("Don't touch that dial!"); }

console.log("Wow"); console.log("It compiled");