oklahannah (@hshelbig) 's Twitter Profile
oklahannah

@hshelbig

plz don’t hurt me

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calendar_today04-09-2012 00:58:10

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been yearning all day to show Instagram my composing idiocy... due to the shutdown I must reveal myself to you, Twitter.com .... my last friend in this desert hellscape ! Cackle along with me at the note below:

been yearning all day to show Instagram my composing idiocy... due to the shutdown I must reveal myself to you, Twitter.com .... my last friend in this desert hellscape ! Cackle along with me at the note below:
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If you’re pregnant and you say “baby” (i. e. “Baby is about the size of a Brussels sprout”) instead of “My baby” or “Our baby” or “The baby”.... You owe me fees !!!! Cut it out! Claim your baby! Idk whose baby ur sizing up ma’am!

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.... the details of an online friend’s pregnancy unceremoniously hurled @ me.... Your baby is the size of a peanut? Sounds like a weak baby to me

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ur trauma is that people called u a “Butterface” in high school? Next time think about the thousands of us (millions?) who never got the chance to be a “Btterface”.... because of our equally horrifying bodies- our monstrous, sickly, deformed bodies... it really makes you think

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Wow after 2 weeks of a new phone and NOT REMEMBERING MY PASSWORD TO THIS SACRED TWITTER ACCOUNT I'm happy to say I'm back and more quonked than ever, WhADuP Twitter!!!