We've split like a blastocyst & a west coast chapter is forming from our biomass. Gonna take over the coasts & spread inland like plague.

Join us @ Propaganda in Lake Worth for Bill & Ted's Bogus Burlesque on Oct 20 & see all your favorite historical figures IN THE FLESH!

Twitter has a way to report my dissatisfaction with it, but when I navigate to the page I get an error message. #twittersucks

Hurly Burly : the Emmys :: a good steak : burning garbage on a golden plate. #Emmys #eatadick

Death to underwear!

Show on 10/18 @ Prop in Lake Worth, if anyone is paying attention to this Twitter feed.

3rd season finale of Louie is the best 20 minutes of television ever created. If I knew his Twitter handle, I'd write him incessantly.

Go to Propaganda in Lake Worth tonight for a history lesson you won't soon forget!

We are proof that you don't need looks or talent to succeed. You just need to be shameless. In other words, being a drunk asshole helps.

Hello, void.

Twitter, we're here.

Can't wait to get back #Savannah

Hurly Burly Ruins Christmas... An XXX-Mas Story. #wearemanlesque

How do we make HurlyBurlyBurlesque the only #burlesque troupe sponsored by Anheuser-Busch ? #wearemanlesque

Hurly Burly Ruins Christmas. Coming to Respectable Street #wearemanlesque

Hurly Burly Ruins Christmas! #wearemanlesque #hurlyburly #hurlyburlyruinschristmas

Hurly Burly Ruins Christmas. An XXX-Mas Story.

So much Pabst Blue Ribbon gets drunk at or photo shoots. If HurlyBurlyBurlesque had a sponsor, I think #Pbr would have to be it.

Can Roman Reigns beat his record for most eliminations? #AskWWE