Pls tell me you do. #nsfw #bbw

Especially when he is hot, ready, delicious and waiting for me when I wake up. Inner adversaries.

But I like it when he's about you and only you. My husband can always tell what I had for lunch by the food I'm wearing.

Good afternoon hope this Friday is being good to you. This is the perfect weather to cruise to with your windows down & music blastin.

Damnit. I can't take a nap because I messed up and forwarded office calls to my phone.

bit.ly/42UZDKV Wanna know what's worse than a turkey burger? A reheated turkey burger, tastes like microwaved carpet. It's a good day to be under the influence. #pornstar

This is all said as a joke btw... We break regardless if we love or not. #nipslip #fuckme

True....

I do have a charming prince.

Haha I wish I was 25 again. Thank you. I hope you have a fantastic week!

Needy n a lil clingy idc. I've been crying all morning and now I'm crying laughing. Lmao.

It is how it should always be. I write and write till my fingers bleed, so my heart doesn't have to. #titties #nipslip #mature

Well that ain't long enough... #boobs

Our children teach us. Mind body soul. My holy trinity. It's a package deal. #swingers

Like I don't even drink coffee to keep me away it's just my favorite flavor. I'm doing my very best not to judge.

bit.ly/3pKIHbT If depression had a flavor, it'd be unfrosted tomato poptart with hummus filling and a cauliflower crust. I actually had someone say that to me yesterday. I was pissed off...and at the same time thinking about tweeting it.

bit.ly/42L4DlK It's a rough weekend for me guys. I apologize for my snark, in advance. Yes ! That's exactly what this long winter is like *apart from tweeters in Oz. #slut

Does anyone own the sun yet? If not I call dibs. #sexbomb