This is the kit of a modern highwayman.

New BobbyBroccoli video just dropped. Gonna stop pretending to be human and become the bag of self-eating popcorn while I watch this. Closed for business. youtu.be/jn92eWhGG14?si…

who else gets this face when the late feature requests hit?

Live stream audio for the White Cane Awareness Day event at the Massachusetts State House is available here: ticnetwork.org/listen-now

Put your swimsuit on, hot tub’s ready. Grab the celery salt too.

Hwæt!

Ever look at your name in an email and just look at the letters and wonder how it is that people believe that person exists and even have a visceral reaction when an email with that name arrives and think ‘Ha! Fools! That’s my character, I’m actually a blanket troll! Gotcha!’

“My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate, because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.” Happy Halloween from Daria & Jane.

je ne regrette rien

Into what hole should I be dumping my unwanted feelings into? I don’t want to spend a lot of money and I’m a teetotaler and guns are gross and I don’t game or eat too much and hate big crowds and I’m a recovering shopaholic and workaholic and I trashed my knees from sports…

Ok! I delivered on the big huge project today. It’s done. I can live again, sleep and fuck off like I used to. I look forward to tweeting again, if anybody is still here. Bad or good. JFC that was hard.

I worked for a company that seriously demanded its salaried employees (except field service) to pay for travel out of pocket for later reimbursement but would stop the reimbursement for any small issue.

I need to pee.

Welp. I officially turned down an opportunity today that I would have killed for in the past. And accepted a quieter job elsewhere. I’m going to miss that place but I can’t be that person anymore. I hope I did the right thing.

Sir & I's close friend Sabrina, she has definitely had a really rough year, its her birthday tomorrow, she has been there for us multiple times, i already snagged her something, if you are so inclined her venmo is below, she means a bunch to me & has big tits for days, love ya!!!

Does anybody wanna send me $20 for New Year’s? My life is utterly disappointing and I’m constantly in turmoil and I’m just barely surviving. I almost bust my leg all the time and half one of these days I might not even be able to post anymore happy new year lol

Re: Defunctland’s video on the Disney channel theme; it mentioned the Debate on NAFTA between Al Gore and Ross Perot on November 9 1993 on Larry King Live and I did watch that with my mother and we argued along in the blue light of the TV and I was so wrong about NAFTA.

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Earth is not a Settlers of Catan game. This take is ‘hot countries are politically unstable because people get cranky when hot’ quality.

If there’s a transistor-chan, does that mean there should be a Beaglebone-sama?