FLOWER MILF-

…ALRIGHT REISEN I WANT YOU TO CHASE THIS CHICKEN-

“Oh. That’s Marisa’s kleptomania causing another incident. Fun.”

“Oh hey, the library neet came out to get some Vitamin C or whatever the fuck the sun gives, I dunno.”

“HEY! I GO OUTSIDE ALL THE TIME. I just do it at night because that damn news Tengu will make giant fucking deal out of me & my fire hobo butch lesbian wife.”

“SHE ALREADY WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT THE RABBIT-FUCKING-”

“IMAGINE HAVING FRIENDS.”

SESBIAN LEX

…Actually, you’re over there in the corner with your schoolteacher girlfriend.

OH FUCK I’M GONNA BE IN HERO OF ICE FAIRY-

WATASUKI NO TOYOHIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS PLANET, YOUNG LADY-

NUMBER 25 BAYBEEEEEEEE GET THE CHAMPAIGN!

“…WAKE UP, MY NEW DRIP JUST ARRIVED-”

“…I’M BEATING THOSE VAMPIRES FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR.”

FUCK YEAH IT’S MY DAY TODAY BITCHES-

REISEN WHAT THE FUCK-

YUYUKO IF YOU STEAL SPRING AGAIN THIS YEAR, I SWEAR TO LORD TSUKUYOMI-

Gahddamn Mokou no wonder you like her so much I’d let her devour my history whenever she’d want if that’s where it all went