when your 2023 self hears that you're still all-in altcoins on october 15, 2025

in crypto they call bitcoin "digital gold" but it performs like digital shit

Perp traders when they use [ ] instead of ( ) thinking they’re GCR

Tokabu was always spiritually millennial

You wanted zero-knowledge proofs but all you got was proof you have zero knowledge of how you got liquidated

the startup scene in SF at the moment

acknowledging the native land i’m on before i start gambling

Gmeow

Arguing with your siblings over who gets the 50 year mortgage:

please don't make me get a job, my cat needs me

He just checked the charts

Please stop emailing us asking for a Ripple ETF flow monitor We have no interest in covering Ripple ($XRP)

“The easy road go-“

“We had a good thing you son of a bitch. We had WIF. We had Pepe feeding the trenches then going to 10B. We had Boden. We had everything that we needed and it all ran like clockwork.”

Every since I was a little boy I knew this was what I wanted to do when I grew up

Gmeow