“Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.” - Tony Soprano

...Wednesday's are slow crime days.

Tomorrow at this time, she'll be Mrs. Cobblepot.

Today is the day! *carefully gets up before Molly Cobblepot., gets dressed, and makes the necessary calls to organize the ceremony*

....... x.com/tfln/status/91…

All that's missing is Molly Cobblepot.* Darling, are you ready?

Oswald Cobblepot "Did you do all this?" She asked, staring up at the decorations in awe. "This. . .This is everything I dreamed of, you know. I don't need--

Oswald Cobblepot --a big, fancy wedding. All I need is this with the man I love."

"Look, Oswald Cobblepot. It's you."

Well... I might have been involved. x.com/marvelshamrock…

.....Molly Cobblepot..

/No/? I really thought you would say yes... Excuse me. I have to make some important phone calls. x.com/marvelshamrock…

...Nothing. Nothing. x.com/marvelshamrock…

Does this mean you’re reconsidering my getting some....larger birds? x.com/marvelshamrock…

Aviary of Doom. One bird at a time.

Is it a crime to own pets in this city? I think not. x.com/subtletyworks/…

.....Fair. x.com/marvelshamrock…

If Edward Nygma was a newspaper headline, he would read: World’s Smartest Idiot is Fooled Again.

Too petty to be pretty. #Gotham